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Car Accident!

No, I wasn't involved in one. I just witnessed one!

On my 1.6 mile walk to the metro station this morning (done to avoid paying the metro any money for buses), I saw a three-car accident.

I'm sure everyone was ok! Really!

It went down like this: car one slowed to a near stop, during rush hour, for no reason. (Car had diplomatic plates, so they're not real people.) Old man--who was tailgating first car--rear-ended first car. Another old man--who was tailgating the tailgater--rear-ended the second car/first old man.

It was like 'em dominoes were failing!

The first car/diplomat guy was ok, although he was pretty upset he was going to be late for whatever. The old men were confused or whatever.

So what happened? I don't know, I left as soon as I saw people breathing and stuff. I wasn't going to get involved with a car accident involving some diplomat and three cars that were BMWs/Mercedes/Audis/whatever-the-hell-they-were-they-cost-more-than-I-earn-in-two-years. They're all idiots; each one dumber than the next.

(Before you think I'm a heartless bastard, please note: it was minor bumper damage and everyone did seem ok. They were already getting pretty hot when I got out of there.)

Fantasy Football

OK, good, so like my fantasy football team isn't dead yet. For some reason (lack of homework), I drafted Payton Manning. Yeah that was the fail.

Anyway, by my last count I was up by 10. There is hope after all.

And T-Ha is loosing.

Blogger Update!

I'm watching a Daniel Tosh DVD and writing this on my Blogger IPod app.

I have now entered 2010.