Saturday, June 18, 2011

ABC 7 Blondes

OK QUICK POST: I got a new backpack today for running home from work.


I was never a sprinter so this doesn't apply to me in any way.

It weighs like a quarter pound and has a thousand straps. It's a man's-man's pack and is fit for urban warfare.

And it's also blue, so it's cute.


She loves America more than you, you sinner.

Speaking of that, to my dismay I discovered that ABC 7 hires only young blonde women for it's B-Team. (I was going to say the next letter but that would be sexist. At any rate, I mean the weekend team. You dirty mind!)

They're all blonde and like twenty-something. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. Specifically, Britt McHenry and Pamela Brown.

From Britt's bio page:
In her spare time, Britt loves watching baseball and football and is an avid Miami Dolphins fan.
Sure you do.


She's a serious reporter. Or something.

As for our girl Pamela:
Outside of work, Pamela enjoys hanging out with her little sis, Patricia, who she mentors through Big Brothers, Big Sisters of America. She also likes reading historical fiction, doing hot yoga and playing with her adopted dog, Bear.
Indeed, Pamela, indeed.


I'm not sure what's going on here but that guy is a happy, happy man.

There's no real point to this point other than I'm just pointing out the obvious.

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