You can also see that Tobs and I have really Seinfeld-ed ourselves by creating a blog about about absolutely nothing. So I'd like to officially welcome you all to our lives in the Tanky Cubicle.
Based on the last post, I also feel the need to clarify our use of the word "tanky". It means wasted/drunk/tipsy and any other word associated with being intoxicated. It does not mean what urbandictionary says it means. I guess the biggest decision in your life has come down to choosing which definition you want to believe. Yikes. It's like choosing between life and death.
As I look around my cubicle right now with my stomach full of little McNuggets I feel like Meryl Streep is just staring at me, judging my every move. "You disgust me with your nugget eating!" Don't judge me Meryl Streep. You don't know me. Ohhh Meryl you're such a diva. Stop looking at me! At least Jim Carrey supports my nugget conquest. He's smiling at me as we speak. What a great guy.
Allllll-Rightiiieee then...everyone better brace themselves for a summer of wild blog posts.
I look forward to a post that dives into the saga of Meryl. It. will. be. epic.
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