My lady friend and I saw TRANSFORMERS 3: 3D: RISE OF THE ROBOTS yesterday evening at a big movie theater in Washington, DC on Connecticut Ave. NW. Uptown or something. Whatever. GUYS TURN YOUR AC ON I WAS SWEATING DURING THE WHOLE SHOW. Lordy it was hot. And it wasn't because of that terrible actress on the movie-screen.
As you can imagine, this was an over-the-top Michael Bay I-wish-my-childhood-wasn't-just-destroyed-like-that-city movie. Shia LeBuf was humorous in the movie; there is something about him screaming that makes me teh giggles. As I suggested above, his love-interest in this movie was horrible. (It's a lot to say that Megan Fox is better... since she's terrible, too.) That guy that plays that guy was in this, too, along with that other guy. They don't really matter since all I wanted to see where TRANSFORMERS IN 3D!!!!11
The problem with this movie--aside from the constant noise and the low-quality of the Uptown's sound system--is that it's an orgy of too much. Michael Bay, for some goddamn reason, thinks it's important to have a love-interest in this movie. No one is going to this movie to see a chick. Period. Unless there is nudity no one cares. But, alas, she's in it and her stupid ass stupid story distracts from TRANSFORMER BLOWING SHIT UP.
You can google the plot so I won't bother with it here.
Anyway, it was a fun outing with my lady friend, who I don't get to see all that often since she works uber-evil hours. It was like a date or something.
We even got a drink afterwards at some bar across the street and discussed the politics and production of the movie.
So I'm tired and upset that Michael Bay earns so much for being so stupid bleh.
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