THE TRUTH: Cupcakes Anyone?

I have one thing to say about T-Ha's latest posting: it's all true. My lady friend said I am a terrible back-seat driver and now there is further evidence of her opinion.

This statement about sums up my life:

and then you've got A-Dawg screaming in your ear not to let people cut you off, but you let them because the last time A-Dawg was in your car, he complained about almost dying because of my driving.

What can I say.

No, really. I'm asking you. Eh.

So I dropped off my ve-hic-cle today at the car shoppe to have the tire fixed. It would seem as if our car's tires attract nails and screws. I just don't get why such pure evil exists in our world. I went to Tastee Diner in Bethesda for some breakfast afterward (oh it was like 6:20 a.m.) and it was an experience. Who would have thought that an old-timey diner would be the place for high school hipsters!

I SWEAR TO GOD THEY PLAYED BRITNEY SPEARS AGAIN AND AGAIN ON THE JUKEBOX. OOPS YOU HIT REPLAY AGAIN!

I wanted to cry; even my edition of the Washington Post did not soothe my furious anger!

Actually I just sat there and read the paper. It was all right.

After getting kicked out at around 7:15, I went to work where I didn't trip the alarm. That's always a good start. Figuring I had almost two hours to kill before work, I decided to surf the interwebs.

I found two interesting Web Sites of note:

http://themanyfacesof.com/the-goonies/
My lady friend would appreciate this, as her life revolves around much of this movie. Not that I mind. It makes for an enjoyable laugh.

http://mydaguerreotypeboyfriend.tumblr.com/
Not that there is anything wrong with that... but people back in olden times were much more interesting than they are today. We're just boring and listen to Brittney Spears at 6 a.m. like freakin' jackasses. Society is doomed.

I hear people coming in so I need to prepare to look like I know what I'm doing.

Until next time, America!