Ha! I copied and pasted that last part!
There's not too much to say other than T-Ha attacked me. Yes, she slapped my man-gut. Fortunately, I'm ripped like an M1 Abrams tank, so all the ladies heard was girl-flesh smacking steel.
That sounds dirty.
Anyway, yes, she laid out an all-out vicious assault. I haven't experienced anything like that since she last hit me.
I need to get on Maury.
Until next time, America!
Fuck grad school, I want to be you when I grow up, Tobes!
ReplyDeleteBe all you can be, Shannon! With a little training and patience, you too can have the ego the size of a tank!
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