So You Think You Can Grind

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My special lady-friend is forcing me to watch FOX's fantastic So You Think You Can Grind! It's a hoot!

Actually that's a big fat lie. Society is screwed whether we watch this show, since someone thought that this would be a good idea.


It's easy for me to make fun of others, since we can't all be an awesome wizard:


But I digress.

Now there is this girl with green hair in her hair doing some weird crap on the television set. She scares me and my unborn children. Oh! Apparently she's a repeat offender! I wonder if she's on a state-mandated list!? YES! She's going to Vegas! That's fantastic! I think?

Now they're doing a montage of kids jumping like little ninjas fighting evil demons! It's Supernatural!

Pardon me as I go get my laundry. Apparently my lady-friend doesn't like dirty running shorts in the bedroom!

UPDATE 1: They just let this Japanese lady go through who had some weird jimmy-shakes on stage. I'm not sure if that's the best thing for her right now; methinks she needs a doctor!


My lady friend pointed out that this picture might be offensive but if you think that then you're offensive.

UPDATE 2: There's a commercial with Rachel Bilson acting seductively with a chocolate popsicle. Hey now!

UPDATE 3: Ha ha, fat Santa actin' a fool! God this show caters to the lowest common denominator. Remember that from grade-school math class? I would hope so! Unless you went to public school, then, well, um, OK.

UPDATE 4: Aw, two silly sisters are on the television sets! Aren't they cute! Let's see how that little kiddo does on that stage of art and performance!.... She's opening her mouth in a weird way. I hope she's not a goldfish, because they need to be in water! I'm going to start wearing a mono-strap bra and tighty-pants in public now because they are now the in-thing.

HA! He even commented on her mouth and said she looks like a goldfish! This is verified by my lady friend! I swear to good I typed that out before he said that. I'm a freakin' psychic! I'm in the wrong business!


Your mom.
I swear I wrote that before he said it! That's the beauty of blogging!