Saying Good Bye to A-Dawg

EXTREME NOTE: this post may or may not make you tear up. You've been warned.

Yes, yes I know I haven't posted in a long time, but I think that's mostly because I haven't had much to write about. But now that my bestest friend in the office A-Dawg has officially left the Tankie Cubicle, I feel as though we should pay tribute to the great "work" he provided the office with.

Let me also just say that the man deserved and should've had a going away luncheon. Even though we did have a celebration the week before from just our office for my birthday and his departure, a lunch party from the entire office would've been a little bit more appropriate. Oh well.

A-Dawg -- I will personally take you out for drinks when you settle into your new job. And yes I can do that because I'm 21 and because we're best friends.

Anyways, I don't think you people realize what A-Dawg brought to the office. Having a shitty day? Maybe a shitty life? A-Dawg could make you laugh all day in the office with his collection of jokes (the best ones were the raunchy ones). Let's also not forget his secret talent of making fart noises with almost every part of his body. The man is truly talented. And what about the beautiful balloon game? He's the balloon game champ!

So I ask this question now... Who's gonna make me laugh everyday in the office, who's gonna make the best fart noises, who's gonna ring the alarm of my car from the window when random people walk by it, who's gonna pop his head over the cubicle in a creepy manner, who's gonna push sexual harassment to it's limit in the office, who am I gonna go get nugs with, who am I gonna tell my raunchy life stories to, who's gonna watch South Park and randomly burst out in crazy laughter when the office is completely silent, who am I gonna have verbal diarrhea fights with, who's gonna contribute to the your mom jokes, who's gonna count the linens, who's gonna come with to me Washington Wizards games/events, and ultimately who's gonna make the office one of the most enjoyable places to work in?

To the new guy: you've got some BIG ASS shoes to fill. No pressure.

To A-Dawg: as bitter as I was the day you left, I do wish you the best of luck at your new job. And just know that right now you're gonna be making more money than me :P. And though you didn't get a party, we'll throw our own party with the Nat Cat, Little Bro, the boss lady, the girl upstairs and diagonal, and me!