First Week THUS FAR!

So as Tankie Cubicle's fans know I started a new job this week. American University fired me because I had a habit of making weird hand-farting noises during office meetings. Without going into much detail (and in part due to the impending lawsuit), my council said I can said the following:

See yah homes I be outs!

I now work for the man in Bethesda, Mary-land! I would say where but don't want to get fired! Again!

FULL DISCLOSURE: I've never been fired. Never. Ever. Never never ever ever!

So I got me a fancy new cubicle in a fancy new office. The laptop I'm typing on costs more than my car! (THANKS MOM AND DAD!)

As some of my former tankie cubicle-ites know, I was a-yearning for a comic book store today during lunch. (Actually, it was weird: as soon as I walked outside, I said "I want a comic." I walked around for a bit and then decided just to google it later. Later came and went and I forget. In talking to someone via instant messaging, I learned there is one right around the corner. I'm gonna hit it like it's going out-of-style tomorrow! If I remember!)

But I digress.

My new job is actually a job-job but I hope to provide our dear fans the latest in tankie cubicleness from afar.

One nice thing though: my new supervisor and some coworkers took me out to lunch yesterday. It was nice and the company paid for the meal! Take that AU!

But I'm not bitter. Not at all. That wouldn't be professional.

Until next time, America!