Anyways, I'm not here to talk about jellyfish since A-Dawg already did that for me. Let's do a recap of what I did yesterday, since you know my life is that exciting. You know it is.
So majority of the afternoon yesterday was spent at Moco Mall with my mama, granny num nums, aunt and cousin. Yay fun! I shouldn't be spending money and shopping a lot, but when your mom calls you and asks you if you want to go to the mall, how can you not say yes? I also had a few errands to runs such as getting the band of a watch my other got me for my birthday shortened since you know, I have skinny wrists. It's definitely a bling watch too! It blinds you in the sun. Cool. I also needed to get a new key to my apartment since my other broke in the frikin door the other day. Now I have a Hawaiian themed purple key to my condo which is kind of cool. Not many people have that. Anyways, after doing a little bit of shopping at the mall, that night my best friend Tina Tobs came to visit and we decided to go to a Hookah Bar in Tysons Corner. The Hookah was great minus the fact that we got next to a table of dudes, and the one guy that looked like the biggest tool was trying to hit on us. Let me just point out that if you are wearing a black, gray, and white plaid shirt with a black tie and black pants and you have fake eye-color contacts in, you have absolutely no chance in hell. Every 10 minutes this kid would interrupt the great conversation we were having with some random comment. If there's one thing you need to know about Tina Tobs is that the girl is one badass biatchhh...so she was being really cold with the guy which was great, but he didn't get the hint. At one point he felt inclined to tell us that he doesn't drink because when he does, he gets out of control. He then proceeded to tell us about a story could've been "some Hangover 3 shit" (his exact words) because he had woken up the next morning in the gutter of a mansion. The best part was when his friend was yelling at him being like "why are you telling them this story, why you just tell them where we live and our social security numbers too!" That was a great comment.
Overall the Hookah Bar was nice, I don't usually go out to Hookah Bars so a change in scenery/activity was nice. We got home around 12, but we weren't very tired, so we decided to watch Zack and Miri Make a Porno since it was the only good movie on at that time and Tina Tobs had never seen it before. Let me leave you with one of my favorite lines from the movie...
Can you believe THIS shit? That chick frosted me like I was a fucking cake!
My behavior at Hookah Bars is questionable, at best. I dare not explain on the interwebs.
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