Going to Live American History

This after-noon, my lady friend, family and I are going to George Washington's Mount Vernon Estate and Waterpark! I kid, I kid, there isn't a waterpark: there's a river!


I'm getting ready as we speak but will provide an informative update ASAP!

PS! I found this Web page that demonstrates the stupidity of humanity: http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/ If this is all true--which it must be if it's on the internet--then our civilization is doomed for failure.