I Will Show you Sexy

On this fine Friday night, I find myself watching the NBA Playoffs. And while I should be paying attention to the actual game, I can't help but to check out some of the guys. I've wanted to do this for awhile, and you fine blog followers are in for a treat...welcome to my countdown of the Top 5 Sexiest Men in the NBA. Yup, that's right I'm gonna go there. Make sure you're reading this post without your significant other, I'm not trying to steal anyone's husbands (or am I?...)

5. Allen Iverson
Yeah, the did go to prison and he did talk about practice. I mean we're talking about practice. Remember that guy? Yup, that's Allen Iverson. Yeah I don't know how I feel about tattoos, but hey the ladies love him so they must love the spider web on his neck. Huge turn on. Oh yeah, in case you're wondering about his actual baller skills, he no longer has status. No longer in the NBA. Hell, he's not even in the United States! In case you want to stalk him, he's in Turkey. Hopefully he has found himself a Persian wife on persianwifefinder.com (I hope someone got the movie reference).

4. Chris Paul
He's currently playing for the New Orleans Hornets and he's arguably the hottest black guy playing in the NBA right now. Too bad I don't have much to say on Paul. Try not to drool all over the computer.

3.  Wally Szczerbiak
Have you ever even heard of him? Yeah, he's from Spain so he must be sexy. He is a former player, but he still goes down as one of the sexiest. Did I mention he's like 34? Yeahh he's old! Don't judge me, but he's still pretty hot. I mean just look at him. Does age even matter at this point? (Meryl Streep would be so proud of me for saying age doesn't matter). I hope I get to run into him on the gangsta streets of Spain, you know like the rough streets of the Strathmore on your way to Hip Hop classes. He's definitely rockin' blue steel in this picture.

2. George Hill

Watch out for his eyes! Mhm mhm mhm aren't his eyes just beautiful? Anyways, he plays for the Spurs. You know how they say everything is bigger in Texas? Maybe everything is hotter in Texas too. I don't think he gets much playing time, but I'd pay to go watch him sit on the bench.

1. Kyle Korver

If you're asking yourself is this Aston Kutcher, it's not. If you're asking yourself is this Ashton Kutcher's hot younger brother, yeah it's not either. But he could totally be! I mean just look at him. Not only is he a three-point dropping machine (one of the best 3 point shooters in the league), but he is our hottest NBA player in the league. Pick your jaw up from the floor, now that's just rude. Too bad he's also getting somewhat old. He's a man-cougar!