The Multiple Meanings of French Fries

Tonight I made for my lady friend and I home-made french fries! I'm not sure how french they were since they were sweet potato fries. Anyway, semantics aside, they were fries! (Or "chips" as they're called in Merry 'ol England!) I went to England once. I was a lot of fun. I walked a-round-town, ate some food, sampled some "pub fare" and took a train! (In all seriousness, my hosts were gracious and I can't thank them enough.)

Forgive me, TV's House is starting in a minute. He's funny! Hey! He's from England, too! He's British!

Well, not the character, that guy who plays him. On the television set. Eh.

Eww! In a commercial just now a mom told her son to "touch the ball, son." Hey now!

Where was I? I forget.

Anyway, England was a lot of fun but they call french fries by the merry 'ol name of chips. Wait, I already wrote that. Whatev.

Oh, right, I was talking about my dinner! It was delicious!

I had fries, a pork chop and some fried vegetables. Well, we had them. Or ate them.

Hey! Linda Park is on House tonight! She's been on other shows and things before. Wait a minute, that annoying girl is gone? I must have missed an episode! Whoa, time flies!

Wilson is dancing?! What a show! Uh oh, they were betting on a sporting event. That's illegal in some states! Is that illegal in New Jersey? I don't know. The show takes place in New Jersey, by the way!

I like italics!

Ok, we covered:

• My dinner. Yummy!
• TV's fun character, House!
• The socio-political ramifications of our legislative branch taking time to rename a food item in their cafeteria from one name to another solely to prove machismo as it pertained to the socio-political environment said legislatures found themselves in!

Until next time, America!